Magnificent Seven

Firefly
I have yet to flex
my haiku muscle, behold!
my lit derrier
Climber Chick
I hate climber chick
All she does is demand things
Like a fat baby
Look Harder Climber Chick
You even failed at
finding Rivera's full name
Shame shame shame shame suck
Cap'n
Short for capuchin?
Monkey or cloak, either way
Hood hides your ugly
As Requested
How do you know where
I once lived? I would like to
know. Please inform soon.
My Feeble Resources
Tax me all you want
I.R.S., you're hated
I shant pay a dime
This Blog is Like
Swimming in a vat
(Sadly I can't find my yang)
of brainless zombies.

Others?

Shall we invite more?
Perhaps the tall Albatross
and his climbing mate?

An answer to your question

Jose Diego
Rivera Barrientos
He was named at birth

RE: A Line for Each of You

Pathetic Insults
Is that the best you can do?
Try harder next time

I fear for his soul

These battle of words
Too much an on-slaught for Spot?
Perhaps we should halt

A Line for Each of You

Ugly smelly slob
I faked all of your headshots
Who the fuck are you?

Crossword Haiku (3), (4), (3)

Opposite of me
S plus u plus c plus k
Donkey synonym

Riddle of the Spot

What Spot fails to see
The rest of us stare at length
Why makes that spot odd?

Depeditation

Smarts youse are lacking
Youse will never de-feet me
My ankles are too strong

I can count

one two three four six
rank odors originate
always from the south

Spot's B.O.

Your odor problem
Will destroy the world record
You will be famous

Spot - a haiku battler?

Spot tries to battle
But he will utterly fail
For he cannot count

Spotacus, the Halo Fiend

Run Spotacus, run
I have you in my crosshairs
BLAM! BLAM! "Lost the lead!"

The Beginning

The battle begins
Who will be victorious
In this war of words?