Magnificent Seven

Firefly
I have yet to flex
my haiku muscle, behold!
my lit derrier
Climber Chick
I hate climber chick
All she does is demand things
Like a fat baby
Look Harder Climber Chick
You even failed at
finding Rivera's full name
Shame shame shame shame suck
Cap'n
Short for capuchin?
Monkey or cloak, either way
Hood hides your ugly
As Requested
How do you know where
I once lived? I would like to
know. Please inform soon.
My Feeble Resources
Tax me all you want
I.R.S., you're hated
I shant pay a dime
This Blog is Like
Swimming in a vat
(Sadly I can't find my yang)
of brainless zombies.